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“The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.”
I love my series, and I recently sank onto the sofa with some Netflix and my favorite gossip-characters and a bag of cookies. But in real life, we don’t like gossips or nosy people as much as the nosy parkers on screen.
While we’re all curious, when we pry into other people’s business, it can be invasive, a sign of disrespect, and it’s a serious problem that can end relationships and friendships.
If you’ve ever been the victim of nosy people who won’t mind their own business (but they’re happy to wallow in yours), then you know it can be hard to deal with them without seeming rude.
Nosy people may quickly say they are just trying to help you, that they’re your friend, or that you’re being ungrateful, when really, they’re just protecting their access to your life.
So how do you deal with them without being rude? Here are a few steps you can take to protect your privacy and avoid being “nosed-into” by others.
What Does It Mean to Be a Nosy Person?
A natural curiosity about the world around us is quite normal. If we weren’t curious, we’d never notice when things change, or if there are signs that a predator is stalking us (back in the caveman days, at least).
But when that curiosity becomes purposeful and prying, the chances are that you’re also becoming meddlesome in someone’s life.
You are a nosy person when you take an interest, make opinions, and take actions without consulting with the person whose life is being affected. Once you’ve begun invading someone’s privacy, you’re officially a nosy person.
Snooping, spying, and being a general busybody are all signs of being a nosy person, and if this is you, you’re sure to become very unpopular.
Snoops don’t see any aspect of your life as off-limits, and they don’t respect personal boundaries. If you get upset that they are meddling in your life, they are quick to gaslight you or accuse you of being rude to them.
So how do you deal with the personal intruders, gossips, and troublemakers in your life without falling into the “being mean” spectrum?
First, you need to know the signs, so you can act and not react.
Signs to Help You Spot a Nosy Person
There are a few signs that can help you spot a nosy parker busy sticking their nose in your business. It’s not like they wear a sign, but with the right awareness, you can spot them and take evasive action.
Here are some typical signs that someone is prying into your life:
They Question Your Personal Life
Ever have someone ask you intimate and personal questions that left you feeling uncomfortable and confused as to how to answer? You’ve been pried into.
While our personal friends may ask questions about our private life, complete strangers or casual acquaintances should know this to be a no-go zone.
Certain topics should be off-limits to nosy parkers, such as your relationships, finances, work, and future goals. When someone tries to poke into these, you have a nosy person alert going off.
Eavesdropping on Personal Conversations
Your conversations on the phone with your partner and with your boss are private, and the nosy parkers of the world should not have access to these. So if you see someone intentionally shuffling closer to grow longer ears and listen-in, you are near a gossip.
The curiosity about your conversations is unnatural. People should have the decency to give you privacy and not listen when you are talking to someone in person or on the phone.
This extends to reading your mail or scanning your messages if your phone is unattended.
“Here’s What to Do”
A nosy person simply can’t wait to rush in and offer advice if they learn about something you are going through or a challenge you’re dealing with.
They always know best, and while you didn’t ask for advice, they are ready to drown you in their take on things without even seeming to notice you don’t actually care about their opinion.
Of course, they use their unsolicited advice to mine you for information and get even deeper into your affairs. Altruism isn’t their goal at all.
They’re Always There
Nosy people are everywhere. No matter what’s going on, where you are, or who you’re with, a nosy person will find a way to be involved and present. We often see this in small towns, and like Paige in Virgin River says, “the Wi-Fi is slow, but the gossip is fast.”
If you have a nosy person in your life, they will find ways to invite themselves over or always “happen to run into you” at the shop or mall. They go out of their way to be there to see, listen, and say things.
Nosy People Talk About Others
When you spend time around a nosy person, they quickly show their true colors by flaunting their “knowledge” about others by gossiping. While it appeals to your natural curiosity, remember that when they talk with you, they can talk about you.
They Troll Your Social Media
Snoops tend to follow you online too. They are constantly scanning your social media pages, and if they don’t comment on your posts, they spy on posts you’ve been tagged in.
If you appear in the news, they latch on and make their own version of events, sensationalizing what really happened.
Instead of merely browsing social media feeds, these people actually go to your personal page, view each post, and save content to their personal devices to reference later.
Invasions Trigger Your Defensive Side
You may find that you feel triggered and find yourself “over-reacting” to their invasions on your privacy. Nosy people can trigger you because they blatantly don’t respect your boundaries, seeing their intrusions into your life as “harmless.”
So if you feel agitated around someone, they may be a snoop.
They Want to Know
You’ll find that a snoop always wants to know where you’ve been, who you saw (or were with), and where you are going.
Unlike other people who really couldn’t be bothered, a snoop will follow you, ask questions, and even “interview” other people in your life to get further scoops on what’s up with you.
The Value of Being Polite and Cordial
Your first instinct when someone has snooped on you or invaded your private life may be to tell them in a distinct four-letter word where they can go (or what they can do).
However, this would indeed be rude (justified, but rude), so you need a better way to deal with their nosiness.
Being polite and cordial with someone who is poking into your business is the best way to keep your hands clean and still get your message across.
When dealing with a gossip, it’s important to always take the high road and not stoop to their level or make yourself guilty of being rude, which will just fuel their fire.
Being Assertive Vs Rude
Telling a nosy person to respect your privacy requires an assertive nature, where you stand up for yourself without demeaning the other person or being mean.
Assertiveness is often mistaken as being rude by people who never had anyone stand up to them.
So if you’ve been assertive and get accused of being rude, stand your ground. It’s your right to be assertive and not accept snoopy behavior from someone after you’ve told them to respect your privacy.
9 Ways to Deal with Nosy People Assertively
When you face nosy people, you need a couple of ways (tricks) up your sleeve to help you assertively tell them to fly off.
Fortunately, preparation helps you avoid being surprised and blindsided by nosy snoops. So here are the best ways to deal with meddlesome people.
1. Act, Don’t React
Personal questions can trigger you to respond badly (whether you react or freeze) and seem rude. If you’re not used to fending off personal questions or answering in a neutral way, you need to buy yourself some time to think, formulate a response, and then act.
Start by taking a deep breath, exhaling, and inhaling slowly as your mind runs through potential answers to the nosy question. Think to yourself whether you’re comfortable answering a question (because you really don’t have to answer)?
Also ask yourself whether you can answer the question in a neutral way that shares as little information as possible.
If you are prone to overreacting or becoming triggered, start practicing mindfulness by taking meditation classes, doing yoga, or attending assertiveness therapy. Practice responding assertively instead of reacting in confusion and insecurity.
Example of Reactive Behavior vs. Action Behavior
Your sister-in-law: “When do you and your partner plan on starting a family?”
Reactive answer: “That’s none of your business.”
Active answer: “We’ve not decided on that yet as it’s a big decision.”
2. Decline to Answer
We are socially conditioned to always answer questions, but you can choose not to answer if you don’t feel comfortable doing so.
When you have a particularly painful part of your life that you don’t want to talk about, it helps to have a standard response to help you avoid prying people “fishing for information.”
Example of Declining to Answer
Coworker: “When did you last see your brother? Isn’t he unemployed?”
Declining to answer: “I don’t discuss my family with people outside of my inner circle. Family is private to me, and I hope you understand.”
3. The Guarded Answer
Depending on who is asking or poking into your business, you may have to provide some kind of answer to their questions. However, it’s up to you how much information you share and whether you engage in further questions or not.
Remember to buy yourself time to think of an answer you are comfortable with before you spill your guts and end up feeling awkward and exposed.
Example of a Guarded Answer
Boss: “Why did you leave your previous job? I heard you and the manager didn’t get along.”
Guarded answer: “My previous job no longer aligned with my future goals, and I am ready for more responsibility than what I was previously assigned.”
4. Turn the Tables and Start Questioning Too
Gossips love to talk about other people, but when asked about themselves and finding themselves on the receiving end of snooping they may quickly become flustered and back off.
Ironically, snoopy people rarely like revealing too much about themselves (even if they claim to be an open book). So asking them uncomfortable questions can quickly make them back off and cut and run.
Example of Questioning the Snoop
Nosy question: “Why did you go on a date with Harry? He’s so nerdy!”
Answer and turn the tables on them: “Harry and I had a good time. By the way, who did you take to the office party?”
5. A Subject Change or Deflection
Snoops are often after specific information, so if you can redirect their attention, you can dodge their poking. A change of subject or deflecting their question can really help you manage their nosy behavior.
However, don’t stoop to their level by using gossip to distract them.
Example of a Subject Change Answer
Question: “Are you earning enough to pay for your kids’ school fees with your husband being retrenched?”
Subject Change Answer: “The right schooling is important. I believe your child attends the local high school. Are they happy there?”
6. Dodge Interactions
A nosy parker can’t get information to gossip about if they don’t get to interact with the snoops in their life. So start dodging the people who trigger you and fish for information.
Example of a Dodge Response
Question: “Why are you so hard to meet up with?”
Dodge Answer: “I have been busy at work; it’s really nothing personal.”
7. Poor Enthusiasm
Gossiping is an energy drain, so when you lack enthusiasm, you may blow people off by assuming disinterested body language. It’s hard for the snoop to keep pushing for information when their target isn’t interested in engaging with them.
Example of Showing Poor Enthusiasm
Situation: “Hey, John. I heard you and Melissa are going to the festival this weekend. Things are getting serious between you, right?”
Unenthused Answer: “Oh, yeah, the festival this weekend. I don’t know if I’m going, to be honest. Hmmm… I’ll see, I guess.”
8. Mock and Deflect with Humor
Laughing can be a great distraction, so use it as a way to get snoops off your trail. Likewise, responding to snoopy behavior with some mockery can cause the nosy parkers to become self-conscious and back off.
A humorous answer can serve to tell someone in a tactful way you don’t want to get into the topic they are touching on.
Example of Using Mockery and Humor
Nosy Poking: “Oh, I see you’ve got a new car! You must’ve gotten a huge bonus to buy that.”
Mocking Answer: “That old thing? Haha, I just sold a kidney online. Isn’t that what everyone is doing these days?”
9. Tackle the Bull by the Horns
Truly nosy people may not take no for an answer, nor will they back off when you want them to leave you alone. This is when the gloves come off, and you focus on firm assertiveness and a show of confidence.
Example Tacking the “Bully” by the Horns
Nosy Question: “Did Lucas really spend the night at your place? You know he just got divorced, right?”
Assertive Response: “Lucas’ life is his own business, and you really should mind yours. People don’t like being gossiped about, nor do I like listening to gossip.”
Confronting the Nosy People Response: “I think you need to stop snooping into other people’s lives. What Lucas does in his spare time is none of your business, so why are you asking such a personal question?”
Final Thoughts on How to Deal with Nosy People
Nosy people leave you feeling exposed and can bring out the worst in you. Their constant questioning and interfering behavior can trigger you and lead to a reactive answer that can make you into the bad guy.
Thanks to some basic meditation techniques and taking the time to think before you choose what to do, you can be assertive and ensure nosy people have a limited influence on your life while asserting your character.
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